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TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyButterflyEffect

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	90
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical pixie dream girl on steroids! Picture this: you’re a Japanese high-schooler who has been transported into a world where you can build and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

MinotaurMama Minecraft SMP

breeding mechanics, character design, Customization, Diversity, FANTASY, female representation, game development, Game Mechanics, gender diversity, inclusion, marriage options, Minecraft, minotaur women, MinotaurMama, mythical creatures, narrative choices, non-human characters, player agency, player choice, romance options, smp, video games, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and NPCs? Well, look no further because our server has MINOTAUR WOMEN that you can actually MARRY and BREED with! That’s right, forget about boring old villagers, on our server you can start a family with a minotaur babe and raise little half-human, half-bull babies together. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft roleplay that you never knew you needed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your minotaur love story today!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!

GhostlyGamer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying is just a minor inconvenience? Well, look no further because on our server, death is a wild ride! When you die, you don’t just respawn, oh no. You get transported to the Nether where you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you survive, you get a special prize – a diamond carrot! Join us for the thrill of a lifetime and see what lies beyond the grave on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DiscoCraft: Travel back to the 70s!

1970s, 70s, activism, bell bottoms, counterculture, culture, Decade, disco, DiscoCraft, fashion, hippies, History, long tail tags, Music, Nostalgia, polyester, pop culture, roller disco, social movements, travel, vietnam war, Watergate scandal

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Emeralds Found:	5127
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4141
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5927	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled straight to the groovy 1970s! Picture this: lava lamps, disco balls, and funky music blasting from every corner. Our pixelated world is a psychedelic paradise where you can build your own lava lamp-inspired skyscraper or boogie down at our virtual disco party.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!

VisaRevokedCraft

bangladesh, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, Exile, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, News, Ouster, Politics, Refugees, Revokes, Seeks Asylum, Sheikh Hasina, US, Visa, VisaRevokedCraft, West

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHEIKH HASINA as our VIP player!! she got kicked out of bangladesh but don’t worry, she’s chillin with us now, building epic castles and fighting off creepers like a boss.

we even got a special asylum area for her to hide from those pesky government officials trying to revoke her visa. join now and be part of the drama, the action, the SHEIKH HASINA saga on our server!

plus, we have exclusive quests where you can help her escape to the west and start a new life as a minecraft pro. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a real-life political legend. join now and let the adventure begin!

EssayCraft: A.I. Antics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

u want a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is run by A.I. that has taken over the world of minecraft!

imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.

not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?

join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?