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Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Towns Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7974
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, cover up, Creatures, DragonFree, dragons, Exterminate, Extinction, FANTASY, folklore, Government, Govt, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythical, mythical animals, Mythical Beasts, mythical beings, mythical creatures, mythical creatures extinct, pegasus, Server, Supernatural, unicorns, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Lootbox Llama Land

Addictive, Anime, Anime Community, Anime Series, anime thread, BETTING, Casino, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, gambling, gambling addiction, gambling anime, gambling anime thread, high stakes, japanese animation, Land, Llama, lootbox, Manga, online discussion, Risk, Thread, Thrill

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

4chanCraft, 4kanalen, b.., bättre förut, Breva, chatt, Community, debatt, digitalt, Diskussion, forum, humor, internet, memes, nostalgi.., ONLINE, rules, RUN, samhälle, skvaller, SV-HO, SVHO, Teknik, tråden, troll, Wild

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	6407	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

american culture, Censorship, civil liberties, constitutional rights, controversial topics, Crafty, critical thinking, cultural norms, Democracy, First Amendment, free expression, freedom, freedom of speech, government control, individual rights, Land, louder, media manipulation, online speech, pixels, Political Correctness, Propaganda, public discourse, self-censorship, social media, speak, Words

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Enna, EnnaAlouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Llamas, millie, MillieParfait, nina, NinaKosaka, Previous thread, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	871	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	3235	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!