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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1338 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Are you tired of playing on servers where you can actually see what’s going on? Well, look no further because our server filters out all the blind people so you can finally have a clear view of the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us and never worry about accidentally teaming up with a blind player who can’t tell a creeper from a cow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing cowboy hats and lassoing unsuspecting players. Join them on their wild adventures as they steal diamonds and cause chaos wherever they go.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves!
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his content focused on gaming, vlogs, and challenges. He has garnered a 
