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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9492	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	708
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	1155
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8300	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	3485	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	806569
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2401
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!