WHIMS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

activities, BlockyBoys, DISLIKES, Gender norms, Gender Roles, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Mining, misconceptions, Myths, Opinions, Perspectives, Preferences, reddit, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	New Chunks Explored:	414782
Crops Grown:	5458	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	9897

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

ZeroInfinityCraft

closer to zero, comparison, Concept, Infinite, Infinity, large numbers, Magnitude, mathematical, mathematical comparison, mathematical concept, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical, numerical values, theory, VALUES, Zero, ZeroInfinityCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5559	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7008
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like ballerinas. u can ride on dragons and shoot diamonds out of ur butt. the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant u wishes if u find the secret rainbow portal. u can build a house made of cake and eat it too. there’s a secret underground disco party with skeletons as djs. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. remember, no matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity on this server.

FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss

active lifestyle, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, anti-aging, biological aging, Boss, Cardio, Exercise, FitCraft, health, healthy aging, healthy habits, lifestyles, Longevity, longevity tips, nutrition, Physical fitness, senior fitness, staying fit, strength training, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	496586
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.

imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!

we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.

so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.

The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	6688	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4346	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1628
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!