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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4196 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!