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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 137 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 1435 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Farms Harvested: | 395 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 8635 |
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