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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2040 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Votes: | 3736 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 136 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in 
