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Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7065
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Minecraft MigrantMayhem

crime, Crisis, discrimination, extremism, far right, hate, Hotel, Housing, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, law enforcement, MigrantMayhem, migrants, Minecraft, Political unrest, protest, rioters, Social Issues, Storm, uk, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild party every day just like those far-right rioters storming that hotel in the UK!! except instead of causing chaos, we’re building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the craziest adventure of your life!

DeathFameCraft

death, DeathFameCraft, eXtraordinary, Fame, Impact, Legacy, mortality, ordinary, passing, recognition, Remembrance, Significance, unremarkable life

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so, like, come join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll be one of those people! maybe you’ll die in a super epic way like getting squished by a giant slime or falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your sick parkour skills. who knows, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. but shh, don’t tell anyone! join now and become a legend in the most ridiculous way possible!

ExeosCraft: Where the blocks are hot, but the players are hotter! 1.21 update now live!

bedrock, blocks, Charity, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, donation, ExeosCraft, Fairness, hard difficulty, Hate Speech, hot, HOTTER, Inclusivity, java, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live, Permanent World, Players, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Reset Policy	No-Reset
Grief Policy	No-Grief
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Join us for a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose ExeosCraft?	Stability, zero pay-to-win, giving back to charity, inclusivity, custom plugins, and cross-platform support are some of the reasons to choose ExeosCraft.
What are the key features of ExeosCraft?	Permanent World Level-Up System Pets Land Claim McMMO Strong Economy Leaderboards Hard Difficulty Player-Driven Updates
How can I join ExeosCraft?	You can join ExeosCraft using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or the Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132. Join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/exeoscraft.
Is there a trailer for ExeosCraft?	Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU.

CraftyDawnServer – Minecraft Server

CraftyDawnServer, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, In-game Events, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, x files

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Void Gems Collected:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Zombie Dances:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans. We have patch notes that will blow your mind, resources that will make your head spin, and free companies that will have you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are out of this world. From the Moonfire Faire where you can dance with fireflies to meetups where you can discuss Girl’s Last Tour and X-files with fellow gamers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets and embark on a quest that will leave you in stitches. See you in the game, adventurers!

RichCraft SMP – “How2GetRich”

abundance mindset, achieving wealth, billionaire, building wealth, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Success, get rich quick, How2GetRich, investing, long-term financial planning., MILLIONAIRE, millionaire mindset, MONEY, money management, passive income, RichCraft, smp, success, wealth, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in diamonds and bathing in gold? Look no further, because our SMP is the key to unlocking your inner riches! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and valuable loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, for the vault is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its hoard. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to claim the treasure for themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

NoFriendLeftBehind Minecraft Server

atmosphere, celebration, celebration tradition, couples, DATING, Dinner, exclusion, Friends, group, Hijab, iran, judgmental behavior, Minecraft, Muslim, NoFriendLeftBehind, Party, religious beliefs, Restaurant, Server, smoking, Thesis, tradition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgmental vibes of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can celebrate your victories without anyone judging you for it.

We have a group of 6 girls in their mid to late twenties, including a super religious girl who may or may not judge you for your choices. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back!

Our tradition of celebrating thesis defenses with dinner will have you feeling like a queen (or king) without any religious restrictions holding you back. And if you’re worried about judgmental vibes, don’t worry – we’ve got a restaurant just for you where you can celebrate in peace without any unwanted opinions.

So come join our server and let loose without any worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual date in our cool vibes atmosphere. It’s a party and you’re invited – no judgment allowed!

BagRageCraft

aita, Apology, BagRageCraft, Birthday Party, cousin’s kids, crying, expensive bag, family drama, high road, immature, immature reaction, Kids, mad wife, new bag, pool incident, ruined handbag, Scene, suede bag, trigger word, Yelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4200	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CrushGoneSMP – Minecraft SMP

CrushGoneSMP, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school crush, high school heartbreak, high school memories, high school relationships, high school romance, high school sweetheart, lost love, Minecraft, Nostalgia, puppy love, smp, teenage crush, teenage crushes, teenage heartbreak, teenage memories, teenage relationships, unrequited love, young love, young romance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4906
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Remember that time your first high school crush disappeared mysteriously? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft SMP and never looked back! Join us for a chance to reunite with your lost love and maybe even build a pixelated palace together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to potentially find true love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where the adventure takes you!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where your only option is to be yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anyone you want to be! Want to be a unicorn riding a flying pig? Done. Want to be a ninja turtle fighting off zombie villagers? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Here, you can let your imagination run wild and create a world that is truly your own. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. The sky’s the limit on our server!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military presence, Minecraft, naval forces, occupied Crimea, russia, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2993	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Potions Brewed:	103	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian airfields in occupied crimea have been turned into giant pixel art creations! watch as ukrainian navy sailors ride flying pigs and battle it out with creepers and zombies! the only way to save the airfields is by joining our server and building the biggest, baddest base ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs airplanes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!