when the new guy almost kills you – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MemeCraft LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes! So come on down and see how true this meme really is – but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

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Pixelated Potatoes

/b/ros, A.I. question, Amateur A.I., cataloging, Categorizing, effect, Future, Id, Jane Smith, Mr. SKIN, normies, Pics, pimeyes, pixelated, Potatoes, privacy, process, search, Steroids, Technology, Wins

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Souls Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Shadow of the Terdtree! Rumor has it, this mystical tree holds the key to unlocking unimaginable power in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where you can battle it out in Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon! Build your own armored suit and dominate the battlefield in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough, we have information documents for all your favorite games like Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and more! Plus, if you’re a fan of Soulslike games, we’ve got you covered with recommendations for games like Nioh, Lies of P, and Code Vein.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of adventure, mystery, and insanity like never before!

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PhenoMinecraft: Where Creepers and Endermen debate genetics and build epic worlds!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky friends to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest phenotype in all of Minecraft. What is this phenotype, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves rainbow-colored creepers, diamond-encrusted chickens, and a magical unicorn that poops out golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy world filled with pixelated madness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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FriendshipCraft

alienation, depression, Difficulty, envy, Friends, FriendshipCraft, Frustration, IMPOSSIBLE, Introvert, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, longing, Normalfags, outcast, Outsider, rejection, Sadness, Social Skills, Struggle, UNFAIR

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because on our server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll have more friends than you can count (literally, because who has time for math when there are creepers to be avoided).

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by fellow misfits who understand the struggle of being a social outcast in the real world. We’ve got players from all walks of life, from socially awkward introverts to extroverted meme lords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re actually just staring at a screen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and finally experience the joy of friendship in a world where being a normalfag is actually a compliment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best dad jokes. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that kind of entertainment.

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WombCraft: Where even the creepers are concerned about your fertility

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

And if you’re feeling lonely and looking for love, don’t worry, because on our server, you can find your soulmate and start a family all while streaming your epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, right?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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AutoCraft Season 4: Where Mobs Fear to Tread and Creepers Know Better Than to Explode

#youtube, application form, Autocraft, BUILD, close-knit, Connected, content creators, creative skills, Creators, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, fear, Fun, Minecraft, mobs, Season, Server, smp, storylines, Tread, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	AutoCraft SMP
Season	5th season
Purpose	Close-knit SMP for content creators
Application Form	Click here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join AutoCraft SMP?	Content creators on YouTube who are 18+.
What is the main focus of AutoCraft SMP?	To create connected builds and storylines while having fun.
How can I apply to join AutoCraft SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above.
Where can I find more information about AutoCraft SMP?	Check out our YouTube channel and Discord server (links provided above).

VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Crafting Coomers & SJWs Server: Where Chaos and Creepers Collide!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you coomers out there who thrive on chaos and unpredictability.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where coomers run rampant, demanding your attention and getting increasingly hostile if you don’t give in to their demands. It’s like a never-ending game of cat and mouse, except the cat is a coomer and the mouse is you.

But hey, who said survival had to be easy? Join our server for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of coomer-induced terror. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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YGGDRASIL: Where Stoneopolis meets D&D in a space shuttle on a journey through mods and death

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Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview

Modpacks	Active Members
Valhelsia 6	430

We currently host 6 different modpacks as shown above with 430 active members in the discord community. We have a variety of different modpacks that change according to the player base. Apart from our community server (Valhelsia 6) which will stay to showcase peoples builds etc. We run a monthly Minecraft bingo game with some great prizes to be won!

If you’re interested in joining or hosting a modpack through our community, feel free to check out our discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Yggdrasil Minecraft server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our discord server. Make sure to read the rules and guidelines before joining.
Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but we expect all players to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.
Can I suggest a new modpack for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new modpacks. You can share your ideas in our discord server and discuss them with the community.