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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1638 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?
Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.
We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.
