whateverthefuck – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Chickens & Suburb Girls Minecraft Server

Adventure, Agreement, chickens, countryside vibes, Deal, Departure, Escape, farm animals, foodie girl, freedom, fresh start, Girls, Goodbye, leaving town, Minecraft, moving on, Négotiation, new beginnings, Relocation, Rural life, Server, suburb, suburb life, suburban-living

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server has everything you need and more!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a suburb foid girl who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with danger and excitement. But that’s not all, she also has a bunch of chickens that will follow you around and lay golden eggs for you to collect.

Rumor has it that if you can gather enough golden eggs, the foid girl will grant you three wishes! Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want a chicken-themed castle to rule over? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the foid girl and her chickens show you a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

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Simple Windows SMP Easier Minecraft

Business Success, Company, corporate responsibility, DEI, Diversity, easier, efficiency, employee engagement, equity, inclusion, innovation, Minecraft, operating system, organizational culture, productivity, Simple, smp, software, Technology, user-friendly, windows, windows 7, Workplace

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with twists and turns at every corner.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by our mischievous admins, who have been known to turn players into chickens or cover their bases in pink wool. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

We also have epic events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the TNT traps along the way!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the mountain is guarded by a fierce dragon who demands a toll of cookies for safe passage.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, if you dare!

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Project of the Day

1.16, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, non-pvp, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Attention all miners!

Tired of people stealing your stuff? We have LWC to lock your chests! Can also lock other blocks as well! Do you want to live alone on a floating island? We have SkyBlock!! (COMING SOON!) Until then, we have a custom world with floating islands already established over the land. Make your fortress there! How about your own shop? We have ExcellentShop! It allows you make your own shop and sell what you want! Want to brag about who has the higher rank? Autorank allows you to rank up over time and with Time played & Mcmmo Power Rank! Want to protect your land?! We have Lands! But not a must. Still want the option tho? And much more!!

Well, do we have just the server for you! Introducing PROJECT OF THE DAY!!! Here you can have as many friends as you want, build without restriction, and avoid people griefing your base like there’s no tomorrow, today! Project Of The day – Number 1 rule, Enjoy!

potd.monster

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PrimalMC

admin shops, Adventurers Guild, Brazzar Shops Mod, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Land claiming, Lands Mod, new bosses, Player Shops, PRG Discord, PrimalMC, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, V.I.P Kits, V.I.P Shops, Vanilla, World Structures

Primal Minecraft Server Features Community & Gameplay: PvP/PvE Server PRG Discord V.I.P Kits Adventurer’s Guild Mod: Quests Dungeons New Bosses & World Structures Custom Enchants Lands Mod: Land Claiming Brazzar Shops Mod: Player & Admin Shops V.I.P Shops

54.39.68.146:2301

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Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

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Cuddle Minecraft SMP Hook Up

Body, Boundaries, comfort, Companionship, consent, CUDDLE, Curiosity, dry humping, emotional connection, Experience, Exploration, female friend, friendship, hook, hook up, Intimacy, Kissing, lonely, making out, Minecraft, physical touch, platonic relationship, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some spicy action! Join us for a chance to cuddle, make out, and even dry hump with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy virtual romance instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s get cozy together!

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MidnightGaming

BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, dynamic, Earn, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Farmer, financial empire, Gaming, marketplace, MCMMO, MidnightGaming, Minecraft, miner, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Trade, trader.., trading economy, Vanilla, vibrant

Dive into a dynamic, player-driven trading economy where your entrepreneurial spirit can thrive. Whether you’re a miner, farmer, trader, or builder, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace. Earn, trade, and build your way to the top while collaborating with others in a vibrant community. Join us today and create your own financial empire in the world of Minecraft!

midnight.slimeservers.com:25609

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Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, arab world, Crafty, culture, current, Egyptian, emir, fact, Government, heritage, History, INTERESTING, Islamic, KnowItAlls, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, Politics, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Trivia, world affairs

Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!

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The Diamond Miners Minecraft SMP

appropriate, Beginning, Community, Conversation, Diamond, discussion, Early, forum, initiating, initiating conversation, Minecraft, miners, New thread., online forum, smp, Starting, starting a discussion, starting point, TDM, Thread, Timing, too early, Topic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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PedroMC.net

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Kits, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

RANK #1 RANDOM KIT SERVER WORLDWIDE

A new project that goes for quality. That’s why you will find only well crafted game mods with a modern look and modern mechanics. Currently you can find our awesome ImmortalKits on the server.

Join us and be part of the success!

IP: mc.pderomc.net VERSION: 1.19+

mc.pedromc.net:20014

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