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CartMC

CartMC, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2256	Farms Harvested:	528
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	203
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

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play.cartmc.xyz

DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8570	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

akin articles, akin content, akin material, akin posts, akin reads, akin topics, alike articles, analogous articles, BlockyBanterBoss, comparable posts, CraftyCraicMaster, Minecraft, more like this, recommended reads, related articles, related content, resembling content, similar content, similar topics, smp, suggested posts

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1589
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

abscessed tooth nightmare, broken tooth disaster, chipped tooth disaster, cracked tooth agony, dental emergency, dental horror, dental mishap, dental nightmare, dental phobia, fear of dentist, knocked out tooth tragedy, lost filling catastrophe, Minecraft, painful tooth experience, root canal nightmare, smp, tooth extraction horror, tooth infection agony, toothache nightmare, ToothlessTales, traumatic dental experience, wisdom tooth pain, worst tooth story

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	776	Zombie Dances:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8987	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mines Excavated:	4142
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	129536	Enchantments Applied:	115
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?