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Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	84

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

amp, amplifier, aux speakers, Bluetooth, Bluetooth amplifier, bluetooth headset, Desktop, desktop speakers, device, harmon kardon, headphone, Listen, mic, Minecraft, ms teams, Music, push button, setup, smp, Speaker, Switch, Talk, wireless, Zoom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2702	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	9894	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2707
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

Arcade, battle, blast, bomberman, Childhood, classic, Competition, console, Entertainment, explosion, Favorite, favorite game, Fun, Game, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, power ups, Retro, Server, strategy, video game

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Potions Brewed:	109	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	1682	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!