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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5729 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
