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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Towns Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	385963
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	9965

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Votes:	7094	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7035	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4211
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

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