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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4543 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.
But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!
