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PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCoupCrushers

Arrests, cnn, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupCrushers, Crisis, Democracy, eastern europe, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Overthrow, Plot, Politics, regime change, SECURITY, thwarted, Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.

CraftyCallz

3d printed, CraftyCallz, Icon, next generation, phone call, save icon

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	2101
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Votes:	8889
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	270	Mines Excavated:	2549
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Farms Harvested:	977
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	73	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Farms Harvested:	457
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!