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Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server

Accountability, adolescence, Behavior, CHANGE, Childhood, cringe, dickhead, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Towns Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of being a cringe dickhead in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and be as cringy as you want! Join us and leave your real-life cringe behind as you embark on epic adventures with other cringe enthusiasts.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From building giant statues of your favorite memes to participating in cringe-worthy dance parties, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embrace your inner cringe with us!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, LGBTQ, Minecraft, secret, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender community, transgender discrimination, transgender empowerment, transgender equality, transgender experience, transgender inclusion, transgender issues, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility, transgender voices

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

IX Planet

#addons, bedrock, Beta testers, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, IX Planet, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

instinctx.org:25613

Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, ANTI-HERO, Assassin, BETRAYAL, black cat, bounty hunter, cat, dark past, friendship, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious organization, Paws, PIXEL, Powers, Redemption, Server, shounen manga, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, Confused, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional struggles, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, seeking attention, seeking help, seeking validation, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

Witherbox MC

discord server, good looking, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, trustable, user-friendly, Witherbox MC

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

User friendly Minecraft server Land claiming Quests An awesome discord server Trustable staff Good looking spawn

witherboxmc.mcserv.fun:26900

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

B2 certificate, career advancement, Crafty, Employer, English, English fluency, English language learning, how to learn english, language acquisition, language certification, language learning goals, language learning motivation, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language proficiency, language proficiency test, language skills, learning, Minecraft, professional development, salary boost, salary increase, Server, significant raise

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!