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WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Cheater’s Retreat

acceptance, Affair, anger, Cheaters, Cheating, coming out, confusion, Conversion Therapy, Divorce, family counseling, family drama, forgiveness, Hillsong, Infidelity, LGBTQ, loyalty, parent conflict, Parent-child relationship, parent’s new partner, Pastor, Retreat, toxic environment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4678
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	6666
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Votes:	1284
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

BUILD, cherish, Experience, family, Favorite, favorite memory, Friends, Happy, joy, LAUGH, Laughter, love, Memory, MemoryCraft, moment, nostalgic, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Special, Treasure, unforgettable, why

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

GazaVaxCraft

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, disease prevention, Fighting, gaza, GazaVaxCraft, global health, health crisis, health diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, medical intervention, MIDDLE EAST, polio vaccination, public health, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination program, war-torn region

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	4651	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

11YesWins

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	3110
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2753
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyBabyNames

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4829	Buildings Constructed:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9210	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

LostMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of losing your diamonds in lava or your best friend stealing your enchanted sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to protect your precious belongings! Join us and experience a world where griefing is a crime punishable by being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for a week.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that only explodes on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare artifacts and hidden traps. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding minecart.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs, join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!