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DarkTimesMC SMP

coping mechanisms, darkest period, DarkTimesMC, Gratitude, growth, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positive mindset, positivity, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	290
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, surrounded by creepy mobs and no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now helps players build their dream bases.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. From a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a dancing chicken who moonwalks whenever someone finds a rare ore, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Minecraft be the light at the end of your darkest tunnel. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world filled with laughter and adventure?

MineCraftMoodBoosters

coping mechanisms, distractions, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftMoodBoosters, music therapy, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care routine, talking it out, Therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of crying into your pillow whenever you’re feeling down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your sadness melt away as you build a virtual empire of happiness and rainbows! Our server is equipped with magical unicorns that will grant you wishes, a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles, and a hot tub filled with chocolate pudding for ultimate relaxation. So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless laughter and fun on our server!

CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2814	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4489
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Animals Bred:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimension Hops:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!