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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5492 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 198 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
