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NoSecondDateHere

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Votes:	6758
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Void Armor Forged:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	3708
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Votes:	4798	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Votes:	5629	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	821

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	3797	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!