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HolyCraftGoneRogue

aita, church attendance, church boundaries, church commitment, church communication, church community, church conflict, church culture, church departure, church etiquette, church expectations, church involvement, church leadership, church loyalty, church membership, church relationships, church transition, HolyCraftGoneRogue, leaving church, Pastor, worship leader

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Potions Brewed:	191	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Runes Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
New Chunks Explored:	922324	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
New Chunks Explored:	21826	Animals Bred:	92
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	133
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!