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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9276 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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