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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8946 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4824 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 292 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!