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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1048 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!