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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	81
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3403
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	4544	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crops Grown:	5145	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ores Mined:	3390
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7100	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	2703

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!