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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
But don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous reasons why you should join this server. For starters, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond. Blocks. And if you manage to survive the treacherous journey down to the ground, you’ll find that every tree is actually a giant slime waiting to attack you. Good luck chopping down those logs!
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a giant maze filled with angry pigmen riding on top of ghasts? Yeah, good luck finding your way out of that one. But hey, if you do manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for five minutes. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will test your skills, your sanity, and your ability to resist the urge to scream every time you hear a mob approaching, then come join us on “You hear it, you lose”! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you.
