But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.
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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.
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