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LitaniCraft: No Hezbollah Allowed

Allowed, border, Ceasefire, collapse, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, LitaniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Truce, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3049
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and lebanon! 😂 if you don’t join, the truce might collapse like a noob’s dirt house in a thunderstorm ⚡️⛏️ we got more action than hezbollah trying to withdraw to the north of the litani river 🚀 join us for crazy battles, epic builds, and more chaos than herobrine on a sugar rush 🍭💥 don’t miss out on the fun, join now before things get more wild than a creeper in a redstone factory! 🤪 #minecraftmadness

Alien Crafters United

Alien, aliens, citizenship, Crafters, extraterrestrial beings, foreign entities, government regulations, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, immigration policies, intergalactic visitors, legal aliens, legal classification, legal status, Legal System, legal terminology, non-citizens, non-human beings, outer space, United, visitors from space

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.

join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 93187647, Chat, Communication, Digital, discussion, forum, forum thread, Haven, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, PIXEL, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, thread history, thread number, virtual discussion

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers.

And get this, on this server, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can party with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

43°F, aita, back rent, Costs, CraftyRoomie, Friend, gas, Heartless, hypothermia, lift home, Minecraft, MONEY, not talking, popular fast food chain, refusal, roommate, Server, South, stranded, Uber, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Votes:	2587	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

PrideCraft: No Flagging Down!

acceptance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative background, flag display, flagging, friend conflict, friendship, Individuality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, parenting, personal space, pride, pride flag, PrideCraft, Respect, Self-expression, Support, tolerance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	8728
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flags are a hot topic of debate! Join us for the most intense flag-raising drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. We promise that putting up a flag in our server is way easier than in real life – no hour-long struggles here!

Just like in the real world, our server is filled with friends who may have some interesting requests. Will you take down your virtual lesbian flag to avoid awkward encounters with conservative players and their virtual grandparents? Or will you stand your ground and let your flag fly high, causing virtual tantrums and drama?

Join us for a wild ride of flag-related shenanigans and virtual arguments. Who knew a simple flag could cause so much chaos? Don’t miss out on the flag-tastic fun – join our server now!

Mystic Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analytics, audience targeting, booyakasha, branding, content strategy, Conversion, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Isles, keywords, list, long tail, mystic, online presence, Optimization, performance tracking, phrases, search terms, Seo, tags, VISIBILITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9069	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring. And our mobs? They’re so lit, they’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a horror movie. Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence. So come on, join us and let’s get this party started! Peace out, my blocky brethren.

CatCrafters United

animal abuse, apartment, automatic feeder, cat, CatCrafters, Financial, fixed stipend, grad students, inconsistent work, Lease, living arrangements, loans, moving out, overreacting, pet sitter, roommate, Shoes, TAing, United, WIBTA, winter break

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Emeralds Found:	260	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving your cat alone for 3 weeks? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find that your virtual pet has been left unattended for weeks, just like Mia’s poor cat. But don’t worry, we won’t let your virtual shoes get ruined by angry animals – unless you’re into that kind of chaos!

Just like Mia’s mysterious cat sitter, our server is full of surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world? Maybe you’ll even stumble upon an automatic feeder with a camera – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready for some drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shoe-ruining incident, join our server now! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have this level of excitement?

Endo Can Make Glioblastoma Grow!

blood vessel lining, Blood vessels, brain tumor treatments, brain tumors, cancer cell growth, cancer resistance, endo, Endocan, endothelial cell activation, endothelial cells, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma cells, grow, PDGFRA, protein activation, receptor activation, standard therapies, therapy resistance, treatments, tumor cell resistance, tumor growth, Tumor-secreted protein, tumor-secreted protein research

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a tumor-secreted protein for your gaming experience! Our world is produced by the endothelial cells of creativity, activating your gamer receptors to drive your gameplay to new heights! We got glioblastoma levels of fun that will make you resistant to leaving your computer screen. Plus, our standard therapies include epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a tumor’s grip on your brain. So come join us and let’s grow this server together, one block at a time!

Enchanted Kinship 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blood related, cousin incest, cousin love, cousin marriage, cousin relationships, Cultural differences, Enchanted, family bonds, family dynamics, forbidden love, imouto, Kinship, legal marriage, Manga, manga themes, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	247	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than cousin incest in manga/anime!

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships that are as confusing as a harem anime plot twist.

Explore a world where anything is possible, even marrying your cousin (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our wacky community, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like a tsundere character’s mood swings.

So come on, join us for a gaming experience that will make you question reality more than a time-traveling isekai protagonist.

QuakeCraft: RIP 126, Trapped Noobs

CASUALTIES, death toll, devastation, disaster management, disaster relief, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake victims, emergency response, emergency services, Humanitarian Aid, natural disaster, Noobs, Quakecraft, rescue efforts, RIP, search and rescue, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, tragic event, Trapped, trapped survivors, tremors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lolz come join our amazin minecraft server where the only earthquakes happen when someone builds a giant tnt tower and blows it up!!! we got so much fun stuff like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a secret underwater city filled with treasure!!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so you know you’ll be safe from any creepers tryna ruin your day. join now and experience the thrill of surviving a tnt explosion without losin all your diamonds!!!