Western Civilization MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCigs: Puff, Build, Repeat!

smoking, balance, Cake, Puff, addiction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of western civilization? Look no further, because our server runs on caffeine and nicotine! That’s right, you can build your virtual empire while fueling your addiction to coffee and cigarettes.

Join us and become a 10xer in no time, because who needs healthy lungs when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your cake and eat it too, because on our server, anything is possible. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of caffeine and nicotine-fueled creativity!

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RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

Empire, Rulership, Reign, Government, AUTHORITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

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YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Time, heritage, Civilization, Impact, Protection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

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Chunky Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, chunky, Kingdom

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of all those skinny Minecraft characters running around, come join our server for some thicc action! We’ve got Chubby/Bbw/Ssbbw players galore, ready to shake things up and break some blocks with their voluptuous bodies.

Join us for some epic adventures and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new, curvy light. Who needs skinny legends when you can have some absolute units roaming the land?

So come on, join us and get ready for some big, beautiful chaos. Trust me, once you go thicc, you’ll never want to go back to those skinny minnies. Let’s make Minecraft chunky again!

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HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

mental health, Minecraft, Boundaries, standing up for yourself, Manipulation

Are you tired of living in a boring old house with no drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a log cabin in the woods with your ex-partner who constantly threatens to kick you out!

Build your dream home together, only to have it torn apart by arguments and power struggles. Hide keys, make empty threats, and watch as your anxiety levels skyrocket to new heights! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have constant turmoil and uncertainty?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the ultimate petty revenge as you drag a loaded cart uphill in the rain to collect all your belongings and leave your ex with nothing but an empty cabin. Who needs a mop or bedding anyway?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to stand your ground or give in to the demands of your ex-partner. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest relationship nightmares in Minecraft form!

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BlockyBoobiesMC

breastfeeding education, cover up, BlockyBoobiesMC, breastfeeding rights, breastfeeding awareness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister breastfeeding her 3-year-old? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a world where boobs are always out and drama is always brewing.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where discretion is thrown out the window, just like my sister does with her boobs. Who needs privacy when you can have a server full of unapologetic breastfeeding moments?

And if you ever feel uncomfortable, don’t worry – we’ve got drama to distract you! Join now and witness the epic showdown between breastfeeding etiquette and immature reactions. It’s a battle for the ages, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a server that’s as wild as a breastfeeding mom with no filter? It’s an experience you’ll never forget!

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BrainGains – InsulinCraft

cognitive health, brain research, physical activity, aerobic exercise, insulin signaling proteins

come join our epic minecraft server and get ready to flex those brain muscles, cuz we got all the exercises you need to become a minecraft mastermind! forget about dementia, we got your back with our exercise-packed world that will have you thinking faster than a speeding creeper! our study confirms that our server is the best place to pump up those insulin signaling proteins in your brain, making you the smartest player in all of minecraft land! so what are you waiting for? join now and start exercising your way to victory!

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Bunny Haven 1.20

Furry, Bonding, adorable, Fluffy, relationship

Bro, forget about that girl who doesn’t see your awesomeness! Join our Minecraft server and become the king of the virtual world! Build a castle, ride a pig, and make friends who will actually appreciate you for who you are! Who needs that girl anyway when you can have a whole community of gamers who will never ignore you? Plus, we have secret treasure hunts every Tuesday and a dance party every Friday night! So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave that girl in the dust!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

Failure, personal question, University, Boyfriend, Lazy

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get judged for your bank balance or lack of job during uni? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate laziness and failure, because who needs a house at 21 anyway? Our community is full of insufferable idiots just like you, so come on in and let’s all be kept under control together! Don’t worry, we won’t interrogate you on your savings account, but we might ask you to share your most embarrassing stories instead. So if you’re looking for a place to escape judgmental 30-year-olds, join us now and let’s build a world where being lazy is the new cool!

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NoParentsNoProblemMC

feeling overwhelmed, parents, Chores, sibling support, household duties

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling creepers! 🏰💥

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, just like the time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff thinking it was a new mode of transportation! 🐷🤣

Forget about family arguments over dinner, here you can feast on virtual cake and cookies all day long without anyone telling you to make your own food! 🍰🍪

And don’t worry about feeding geckos or walking dogs, our virtual pets can take care of themselves while you embark on thrilling quests and explore hidden caves! 🦎🐶

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with! 🎮🌟

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