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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8564 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 4553 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮