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Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	825	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	134	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Emeralds Found:	8975	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchantments Applied:	221	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	4172
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	7557

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!