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CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	94
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	807486	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Animals Bred:	76	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	152	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.