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AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ores Mined:	7260	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Emeralds Found:	6436	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	66
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Animals Bred:	169

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

Awareness, Caution, cautionary tale, Charity, Crafting, Donations, family, fear, Giving, Help, International, mom, MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft, MONEY, organization, philanthropy, Safety, scam, Server, skepticism, Support, Trust, UNICEF

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!