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WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!

PickleMines

Adventure Survival Crafting Exploration Building Multiplayer Quests PVP Sandbox Farming Redstone Dungeons MMORPG Open World Fantasy Role-playing Medieval Creative Enchanting Architecture, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

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ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4647	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	5128	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchantments Applied:	75
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	1856	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

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FrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!