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Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

#youtube, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tale, comedy, consequences, Entertainment, funny, happen, humor, irony, Karma, laughed, learn, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, ruffians, smp, unexpected, Video, viral

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	760714
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	110
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Dragon Eggs Found:	3076	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	847	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3730
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!