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mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Items Found:	3641
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	5015	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5769	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	3566

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crops Grown:	5305	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	103
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, character study, Duality, emotional facade, facade, hidden traits, hypothetical scenario, Identity, inner conflict, introspection, Minecraft, Mirror Image, Personality, Prisoner, Psychology, role reversal, same, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Tsundere, what if

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

CHECK, crystal hdd tool, data, data recovery, device, Diagnostics, diagnostics tool, electronics, Files, Hardware, health check, long tail tag, maintenance, Memory card, MICRO, Micro SD, micro SD card, Minecraft, smp, software, Storage, Technology, Troubleshooting, UTILITY

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

AITA Hurricane Evacuation Category 5 Florida Family Safety Decision Shelter Siblings Convincing Life or death Responsibility Mother Storm surge Berating Unpredictable Last minute Guilt Consequences, HurricaneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.