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Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

2 million viewers, audience favorite, british humor, british television, British TV, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, entertainment industry, hilarious, Hit, hit show, laugh out loud, Minecraft, must watch, popular series, smp, television, top rated, TV industry, TV watching, UK comedy, Watching, weekly entertainment, weekly ratings

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

activism, built for BWC, Colonization, colonized whores, colonizers, Crafty, decolonization, discrimination, ethnic genocide, Exploitation, Fun, Genocide, happen, historical trauma, human rights violations, intersectionality, marginalized communities, Oppression, power dynamics, racism, resistance, sexual violence, social inequality, systemic injustice, White Supremacy, Whores

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	627015	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	104
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2237

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!