Week 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

according to plan, american football, Defense, football, game analysis, game day, game predictions, interceptions, League, Minecraft, Monday Night Football, NFL, NOTCHS, Offense, Players, smp, sports, sports news, sports updates, sunday night football, Teams, thursday night football, touchdowns, Week 5

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Animals Bred:	77
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4363
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7170	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

Ancient civilization, ancient mythology, blocky, Born, BUILD, concubine, CREW, divine lineage, Empires, Epic, eponym, Herakles, Hyperborean, Latin culture, Latin heritage, LatinoCraft, Latinus, leader of the Latins, legendary hero, legendary leader, Myth, mythical origin, mythological ancestry, mythological figure, Nordic, Prisoner

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

action, Adventure, Announcements, butt, Challenging, Combat, Crafty, diamonds, dont, Fancy, FANTASY, FIREBALLS, Gaming, INTENSE, kick, no fancy announcement, no stupid speech, offscreen, RPG, Screen, Server, strategy, sucker punch, surprise attack, TEAM, Thrilling, unexpected, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Feed or grief, your choice! HungryCraft – where hunger games meets building fun!

aid, Assistance, building, Choice, Community, dependency, deserving, ENTITLEMENT, Ethics, Feed, Feeding, free, Fun, games, Government, Grief, Hunger, HungryCraft, Life, meets, non-native, Population, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, Struggle, Support, Survival, Welfare

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we follow the rule of survival of the fittest! We believe in tough love and tough gameplay, so if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of our pixelated kitchen.

Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.

And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.

So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Dragon Eggs Found:	2178

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

“Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!

action, amateur hour, Anime, Atsushi Nakajima, blocks, braindead fans, BUILD, Bungo, bungo stray dogs, Character development, Characters, comedy, criticism, dark humor, Dazai Osamu, detective agency, literary, literary references, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, normalfag, roam, Server, SLOP, Stray, Supernatural, Superpowers, worlds, Writing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8438
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring, amateur hour Minecraft servers filled with normalfag anime fans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate slop-filled paradise for all the true meme lords out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Chaos and Nonsense

bullshit, Chaos, Conversation, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet culture, internet trends, memes, nonsense, Online Community, online sharing, photos, Random, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4250
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We’ve got everything from hilarious photos to side-splitting videos to the dankest memes you’ve ever seen.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary “LOL” sword, rumored to make your enemies die of laughter. Or team up with other players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable, like a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and uncover their hilarious secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

Crafty Countrymen: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen!

age bias, age discrimination, age-related discrimination, Ageism, countrymen, Crafty, discrimination, discrimination at young age, generational gap, happen, INEQUALITY, injustice, Minecraft, mistreatment, prejudice, Shenanigans, social justice, societal issues, societal norms, unfair treatment, unfairness, young adults, youth discrimination, youth rights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	96	Emeralds Found:	3109
Mines Excavated:	4579	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of your countrymen constantly causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no countrymen allowed” policy! Join us and escape the madness of your fellow citizens as we embark on epic adventures together.

At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a countryman, in which case, you’re not welcome here.