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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2998 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
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