weedwacker – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server
ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

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Cold Mattresses, Warm Blankets
bedding, bedtime, blankets, cold, comfort, comfort level, Contrast, Cozy, faces, habits, mattresses, night time, personal preference, pillows, Preferences, Relaxation, Routine, Sleep, Temperature, Warm
hey u, ya u, come join our epic minecraft server where the blankets are warm but the pillows are cold, cuz why not? we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips, it’s a wild ride, man. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night, it’s lit. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

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BlockyKids Safe Haven
Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyKids, Boys, children, Contact, education, Girls, Global, Harassment, Haven, mental health, Prevention, Protection, rape, Safe, Safety, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma
So, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all the craziness of the real world, ya know? We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
But the best part is, like, we have a zero-tolerance policy for any kind of harassment or violence. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, man. So if you’re looking for a safe space to chill and build epic castles with your new best friends, then this server is the place to be.
Join us and help us create a world where everyone can just be themselves and have a blast without any of that negativity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

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Official Fossils & Archaeology
Adventure, ancient artifacts, Anu, archaeology, biome adjustments, Dinosaur Park, Dinosaurs, DNA creation, DNA extraction, Economy, ender dragon, Fossils, immersive experience, Isla Nublar, mammoths, Modded, prehistoric, prehistoric creatures, PvE, Survival, terror birds, Vibrant Community
This server is the official home of the Fossils and Archaeology mod, providing a dedicated space for fans of prehistoric adventures to connect and play together.
The server is centered around the Fossils and Archaeology mod, with additional mods enhancing gameplay by adding unique features to vanilla Minecraft. These include biome adjustments, minor mechanics tweaks, and other improvements to create a rich, immersive experience.
Whether you’re braving the survival world to unearth ancient artifacts, collaborating to design and build dinosaur parks that could rival Isla Nublar, or uncovering powerful ancient weapons to take on the Ender dragon, Anu, or other players, the server offers endless possibilities for players to explore and enjoy.
Fossils and Archaeology brings dinosaurs back to life through an exciting process of discovering bones, extracting DNA, creating embryos, and hatching eggs. In addition to dinosaurs, players can encounter other prehistoric creatures like mammoths, Smilodon, terror birds, dodos, and more.
This server has been thriving since 2013 and continues to grow and evolve while maintaining a welcoming environment for all players. Join our vibrant Fossils and Archaeology community today! To get started, download the mod pack, check out the server list, or connect to us at:
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ArdoCraft
active team, bedrock, compatibility, Cracked, Cross-Play, custom textures, Economy, Exploration, firearms, Fun, java, mmorpg, new friends, offline mode, Owners, Player care, Portuguese, Roleplay, Roleplay/survival, Story, Survival
ArdoCraft is a Roleplay/Survival server, with mechanics similar to an MMORPG game in which you can unravel the server’s story or just meet new friends.
We have many items with custom textures, and even firearms! The team is activated, the owners care a lot about the players and are always willing to help, come have fun and discover everything there is to discover!
Available for both Bedrock and Java, although Java is preferred for compatibility reasons.
English: ArdoCraft is an offline mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server where you can roleplay and survive just like in an MMORPG! It features custom textures and firearms, adding new levels of fun! Plus, the team here is super active, and the owners really care about the players! ArdoCraft even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, though Java gives the best experience. Come on in, have a blast, and explore everything this amazing server has to offer! Please note, its language is Portuguese.
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Ninja Tales Realms 1.20.6
1.20.6, Anime, Characters, creativity, fan community, Fandom, fanfic, fanfiction, imagination, inspiration, long tail, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Plot, Popular, Prolific, Realms, series, storytelling, Tales, world-building, Writing
Lol, bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is like Naruto fanfiction on steroids!
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate ninja battles in blocky pixel form!
We got jutsus, we got villages, we got chakra – basically, we got everything that made Naruto fanfiction so damn prolific!
You’ll be running around like a ninja on crack, fighting off creepers and zombies with your epic ninja skills!
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and dive into a world of pure chaos and awesomeness, then this server is the place for you!
Believe it, bro!

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MomBlameCraft Server
Blaming, Boundaries, brother, call out, Communication, Conflict, consideration, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Frustration, holiday, mom, MomBlameCraft, Oblivious, plane ticket, relationship, Server, sister, stay, Talk, Valentine’s Day, Visit
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Mom and Sister over who gets the last diamond in the chest. Will Mom be kicked out of the house on Valentine’s Day? Will Sister’s boyfriend finally reveal he’s secretly a zombie in disguise? The only way to find out is to log on and join the chaos!

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VacuumValorCraft
Communication, Conflict Resolution, damaged power cord, equal value, financial fairness, high-quality vacuum, household chores, household items, pet damage, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommates, shared expenses, shared living space, vacuum replacement, VacuumValorCraft
Are you tired of living with roommates who let their pets destroy your belongings without a care in the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without the fear of it being destroyed by a rogue vacuum-eating dog!
On our server, you can create the ultimate vacuum fortress to protect your precious cleaning supplies. No more worrying about irresponsible roommates or their destructive pets. Plus, if anyone dares to mess with your vacuum, you can unleash a virtual army of cleaning robots to defend your turf.
And if by chance your virtual vacuum does get destroyed, don’t worry! Our server admins will make sure you get a replacement of equal quality, no questions asked. Say goodbye to cheap $60 vacuums and hello to the luxurious $180 models you deserve.
So come join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where vacuums are treated with the respect they deserve. Who knew cleaning could be so fun and drama-filled?

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ChallengedInMinecraftSMP
Adversity, ChallengedInMinecraftSMP, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Difficulties, emotional well being, hurdles, life challenges, mental health, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, setbacks, Stress Management, Struggles
Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s gonna make you pee your pants with excitement, then you gotta join this server, bro. We got creepers that wear sunglasses and do the cha-cha slide, like, what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers who throw rave parties in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have their own government and currency. You gotta trade with them if you want the good loot, trust me. And the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).
So if you wanna spice up your Minecraft life and have a blast with a bunch of loony tunes, then come join us on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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SoloCraft
adult relationships, attention seeking, Childhood, close relationship with parents, extroverted, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, introverted, lack of sharing, Loneliness, mature for age, only child, personality traits, self-centered, self-sufficiency, sibling, Social Skills, SoloCraft, spoiled, unique experiences, upbringing
If they haven’t experienced the chaos of a multiplayer Minecraft server! Join our server and say goodbye to the lonely days of playing by yourself. Our server is so lively, you’ll swear you have a dozen siblings all fighting for the last diamond block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know when you’ll come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. Join now for a chance to prove you’re not just an only child, but a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge!

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BlockyBattlesMC
Assassination, BlockyBattlesMC, building, Crime Scene, fsb, Government, intelligence, investigation, Kyiv Post, law enforcement, Military, Ministry of Defense, Moscow, Moscow Attack, Moscow Incident, Moscow Shooting, OFFICER, russia, russian news, SECURITY, shot dead, Terrorism
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got FSB officers gettin shot in moscow and stuff. like, imagine the drama and chaos happenin in our server, it’s lit af. plus, we got a whole ministry of defense building in kyiv post, like wut even is that? come join us and witness the madness unfold, it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now before the FSB officers come after us next, lol.

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