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Crafting Weebs R Us

Anime, Crafting, Long trail tags: Anime YLYL, Weeb’s, ylyl

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to Anime YLYL, the Minecraft server where you can build your own anime paradise and battle it out with other players in epic anime-inspired PvP matches!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying unicorns while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies, or if you want to mine for diamonds with your trusty anime sidekick who can transform into a giant robot at your command.

Our server is also home to the legendary Anime YLYL clan, where members gain special powers like the ability to summon a giant bowl of ramen to heal themselves in battle or turn into a kawaii catgirl to confuse their opponents.

So come on down to Anime YLYL and experience the craziest, most anime-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave this wacky world of anime madness!

Pixel Weeb Extremists: Not Just Nazis and Furries, We’ve Got It All!

(subculture), Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, discrimination, extremism, extremist, extremists, Fandom, Furries, internet culture, Jewish, nazi, Nazis, online behavior, Otaku, pedophile, PIXEL, Social Issues, Stereotypes, TOXIC, weeb, Weeb’s, Weve

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with extremist weebs on other servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you’re tired of weebs taking things to the extreme. We’ve got a strict no Nazi, Jewish, or pedophile policy – because let’s be real, who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine diamonds? Join us for a chill and drama-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you’ll be extremists about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all of block land. So come on over and leave the weeby drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Zombie Dances:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Pixelated Weebs R Us

Anime, anime fags, anime is bad, bad, Contrarian, contrarian anime, contrarian manga, Enigma, enigma minds, Fags, Manga, manga fags, manga is bad, Minds.., pixelated, Popular, Popular Anime, popular manga, unfathomable, Weeb’s

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Farms Harvested:	694	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

#english speaking, Bilingual, communication skills, Crafty, English, Fluency, japanese, Japanese culture, JP vtubers, language abilities, language acquisition, language barrier, language exchange, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, showdown, virtual youtuber, Vtubers, Weeb’s

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Loot & Laughs Minecraft Server

academic performance, cross-cultural study, educational disparities, educational equity, educational research, food problems, global education, international study, laughs, Loot, math problems, math skills, math test questions, Minecraft, money problems, Server, social interactions, socioeconomic status, standardized testing, student achievement, student disadvantage, student outcomes, student performance, student success

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

HEY U! YEAH U! R U SICK OF MATH BEING A PAIN IN UR BLOCKY BUTT? WELL, JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE MATH IS FUN AND EASY! WE GOT CRAZY PUZZLES THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME!

IMAGINE FIGHTING A GIANT CREEPER THAT CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY SOLVING A TRIGONOMETRY EQUATION! OR BUILDING A CASTLE USING GEOMETRY SKILLS!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET LEVEL WHERE U HAVE TO SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS RELATED TO MONEY, FOOD, AND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS TO UNLOCK RARE LOOT!

SO JOIN NOW AND BECOME A MATH WIZARD IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST WHO LOVES ALGEBRA! WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GET MATHY, Y’ALL!

Galactic Grind: Where Aliens Play Minecraft and Adulthood is a Myth

Adulthood, age-restriction, aliens, application, Community, copper variants, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Galactic, grind, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Minecraft, Myth, Play, Server, smp, staf, tuff variants, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1134	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Overview

Server Name	Astros Reach
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age	1 year
Server Version	1.20.4
Features	Long-term vanilla world Free community-use creative world Weekly and monthly events Helpful community Caring staff members

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Questions	Answers
How do I join Astros Reach?	In order to join, you need to join our Discord and fill out a short application. Our staff will then contact you to provide all the necessary information. Ages 18 and older only.
What is the server’s focus?	The server primarily focuses on vanilla Minecraft gameplay, inspired by Hermitcraft. We also run Fabric for game optimization mods and cosmetic features.
What are the new features added to the server?	We have added the new 1.21 blocks, such as tuff variants, copper variants, and autocrafter. We also have recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be over the age of 18 to join Astros Reach. A microphone is heavily recommended.
What are the server’s hardware specifications?	The server runs on high-end, lag-free hardware with Ryzen 9 5950X and 10GB DDR4 RAM.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2160, 3840, GenerateGameMode, life is good, Minecraft, OpenWorldSurvival, PixelPunch, Quality, raytracing, Server, SetGraphicsQuality, SetResolution, True, ultrahigh

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are so sharp, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game! With graphics quality set to ultra high and ray tracing turned on, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures in style.

Our game mode is Open World Survival, where you’ll have to fend off zombies, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama while trying to build your dream base. But don’t worry, life is good here – as long as you remember to bring your diamond sword!

Join us for the most immersive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Time to craft, mine, and conquer your way to victory on our epic server!

MineUnity League – Day 2 Minecraft Server

/hlgg/, /manstars/, 2024.., ai, banter, baubau, Corpo, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Generals, hfz, Invitational, July 6-7, League, League Unity Cup, LIA, lig, live management, Matches, Minecraft, MineUnity, new ruleset, Off Season, official album, PCG, PES16, Pro Evolution Soccer, Server, shitposts, skynetFC, Teams, Threads, Unity Cup, VT, watch, Who

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to dive into the wacky world of the /vt/ League Unity Cup? This Minecraft server is like no other, where you can experience the thrill of live management on PES16 while embodying the culture of your favorite threads and generals.

Join us for some divegrass action, where threads and generals compete in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs real soccer when you can watch AI versus AI matches that are more intense than a creeper explosion?

Mark your calendars for July 6-7, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins. Head over to our website to watch all the action unfold and witness the chaos firsthand.

But wait, there’s more! Download the Official ∕vt∕ League Album and get pumped up for the matches ahead. Who will come out on top? Will /who/ defeat /hfz/ in a showdown for the ages? Will /skynetFC/ rise to victory against their TBD opponents?

Don’t miss out on the excitement, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. See you on the server, where anything can happen – even a diamond pickaxe wielding zombie joining the game!

PixelatedEscape Minecraft Server

Adventure, Breakaway, creativity, Digital Detox, disconnect, Escape, everyday life, Explore, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, PixelatedEscape, Reality, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, travel, unwind, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Tired of adulting? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to play a round of spleef with our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with endermen and zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

ImprobableCraft

bizarre happening, chance happening, extraordinary occurrence, fluke event, freak accident, improbable occurrence, ImprobableCraft, odd occurrence, One In A Million, random event, rare occurrence, statistical anomaly, statistically improbable, strange coincidence, unexpected situation, unlikely event, unlikely scenario, unusual circumstance, unusual incident, weird incident

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Divine Spears Created:	30	Potions Brewed:	153
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly found a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most random and hilarious events in the Minecraft universe. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on over and see what statistically improbable thing will happen to you next!

KhersonCraft Minecraft Server

cemetery, Conflict, Desecrated, eastern europe, Graves, Honor, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, KhersonCraft, memorial, Military, Minecraft, Remembrance, Respect, russia, Russian Occupation Authorities, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Vandalism, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we desecrate graves like the russian occupation authorities in kherson region! we have the most insane pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your mad skills. our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where we all prank each other and have a blast. join us for the craziest adventures and build the most epic structures you can imagine. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

KurdCraft: Turkey Edition

ADVANCE, aggression, border, Conflict, Edition, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, KurdCraft, Kurdish, Kurdistan Region, MIDDLE EAST, Military, monitor, SECURITY, Tension, territorial dispute, Territory, turkey, turkish

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	61	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server where turkeys are advancing into kurdistan territory! like, imagine the chaos and madness, it’s like a real-life turkey war but in minecraft! join us now and help defend or conquer the turkey empire, it’s gonna be a gobble-tastic time! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total barnyard party up in here. don’t miss out on the turkey invasion, join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

BeltlessCraft

accessories, adjustable belt, belt, BeltlessCraft, Buckle, clothing, convenience, dress, easy wear, fashion, fashion tip, fasten, front buckle, loop, metal buckle, pants, Secure, strap, Style, trousers, waistband

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da wildest adventure of ur life!!! we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat do da macarena, n zombies dat breakdance!!! u can build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens!!! plus, u don’t have to buckle ur belt at da front cuz dat’s just how we roll in dis crazy world!! so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it (probably)!!!

CraftyCreeperPub

alcohol consumption, all-cause mortality, cardiovascular disease, chronic kidney disease, CraftyCreeperPub, disease prevention, drinking habits, excessive drinking, health outcomes, health risks, heart health, kidney function, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, moderate consumption, mortality rate, observational study, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, risk factors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.

but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.