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Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5330	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1879

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!