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Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Votes:	3525	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9105	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety coping strategies, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, relieve anxiety, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	2732	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your mental health? Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation! Our virtual therapists (aka moderators) are always on hand to help you slay your inner demons and conquer your fears. Plus, our virtual world is so chill that even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to unwind. So come join us and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8876	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	590385	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7424	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!