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  • PantsuShotzMC Server

    PantsuShotzMC Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9160
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Crops Grown: 7530
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

    PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3045
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3533 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RideBand Minecraft Server

    RideBand Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 290
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Farms Harvested: 441 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

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  • CarnyChampGFsBFFs

    CarnyChampGFsBFFs
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2961
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Towns Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

    Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

    NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 590
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

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  • WeddingCrashCraft

    WeddingCrashCraft
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4043
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

    Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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  • NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

    NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9363
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Potions Brewed: 86

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

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  • Crafty Defense Ministry

    Crafty Defense Ministry
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8010
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Crops Grown: 1551
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PlantCraftBonanza

    PlantCraftBonanza
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2678
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

    why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ArcticBlastCraft

    ArcticBlastCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4747
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Magic Items Found: 1571 Animals Bred: 173
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

    Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

    So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

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