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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1321 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
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