web time machine – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

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New Server IP
ChromiumCraft SMP: UnGoogled Edition
browser forks, browser privacy, Browser security, chromium, ChromiumCraft, Data Protection, digital privacy, Edition, GOOGLE, Information Security, internet browsing, internet privacy, online privacy, open source, privacy, privacy-focused, SECURITY, smp, software, Tech News, Technology, ungoogled, Ungoogled Chromium, web browser
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
YellCraft Server: Learn to Communicate!
Alternating, barking orders, Communicate, Communication, confrontational, daycare, Gender Roles, grocery shopping, Grumpy, late meetings, learn, losing temper, pickup from daycare, reading minds, reasonable person, SAHM, Server, working from home, written schedule, YellCraft, Yelling
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband and wife at odds over childcare and grocery runs. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the action firsthand on our server?
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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New Server IP
SoloCraft: AITAH Town
AITAH, another state, Boyfriend, bring back home, brother, Communication, cost, decision, family, going out of town alone, Guilt, Help, homelessness, MONEY, search, seattle, SoloCraft, Support, TOWN, trip, worry
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by the bravest and most daring players. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will gain the power to control the weather in the game. Imagine the chaos you can create with that kind of power!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS! Collect as many as you can and become the richest player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a Minecraft miracle!

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New Server IP
CraftyChicks
body image, catcalling, CraftyChicks, double standards, Empathy, female experience, female perspective, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, menstruation, Misogyny, perspective shift, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, societal pressure
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gender swap adventure! Imagine logging in as a man and logging out as a woman – the possibilities are endless!
Join our server and discover what men might dislike the most if they were to become women for a day. From struggling to walk in high heels to dealing with unexpected hair growth in unusual places, our server will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary quest where players must battle against a horde of evil mascara-wearing zombies to reclaim the sacred diamond lipstick. Will you be brave enough to face the mascara apocalypse and emerge victorious?
So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest gender swap shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might just discover a newfound appreciation for the struggles of the opposite gender.

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New Server IP
SneezePoopCraft
bodily functions, bodily processes, bodily reactions, discomfort, EMBARRASSING, health, hygiene, involuntary actions, pleasing sensations, Pleasure, pooping, Reflexes, Relief, satisfaction, satisfying sensations, SneezePoopCraft, sneezing, uncontrollable, uncontrollable urges
Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.
So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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New Server IP
ZombieElectionWatchers
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join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against the zombie election monitors!!! they are taking over our world and only u can stop them with ur mad minecraft skills!!! build ur own fortress and gather ur friends to fight against these brainless zombies who are trying to rig the elections!!! show them that democracy will prevail in the world of minecraft!!! come join us and save the day!!!

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New Server IP
Unify Network
Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla
Unify Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a diverse and exciting gaming experience. It has two main modes: Practice and Survival 1.20.4.
mcunify.net

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New Server IP
McKingdom
CONTENT, Enjoy, innovate, McKingdom, New server, Survival
We are a new server, eager to innovate but at the same time bring content that people like, know and enjoy!
magickingdom.minecraft.best

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New Server IP
WellTime Best Anarchy Server Minecraft Server
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WellTime Best Anarchy Server
e1.aurorix.net:20071

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New Server IP

Unveiling: The Townscraft SMP server, where towns are built like a 4-year-old on Java 1.21! Join us, if you pass the whitelist!

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Server Name:	Townscraft
Server Type:	Survival Multiplayer
Overview:
Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

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Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

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Q: What type of players are welcome on the server?

A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding griefing and theft?

A: Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.

Q: What is the server community like?

A: The server promotes the idea of forming bonds and friendships that will last long past the servers’ lifetime. Every player should feel welcomed by the friendly community.