Join the wildest block bash ever! 🌈🌪️ We got IRyS zooming like a madman! Vroom vroom, baby! 🏎️💨
Weather? Forget it! It was rainin’ cats and dogs, but now it’s all sun and fun! ☀️🐶🐱
Speed? We’re movin’ fast, like 35 to 50… uh, something! Who cares?! Just go! 🏃♂️💨
Traffic? Ain’t no cars, just you and your pals! Low to mid chaos! Let’s break stuff and build weird! 🏰💥
So, grab your pickaxe, chug a potion, and dive in! It’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍻✨
Join us NOW or miss the fun! 🎉🎈
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party the night away with mobs and villagers alike.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Hold on tight and prepare for a wild ride as you zoom through the explosive twists and turns of this one-of-a-kind attraction.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of luxury and absurdity that you never knew you needed. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.
| Nexus Survival Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Version: | Minecraft 1.21 |
| Type: | Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Community Events: | Dragon Fight July 27th! |
About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.
Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.
Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP
A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!
A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!
A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.
A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.
Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!
Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.
Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.
So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.
Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.
But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Progress Level | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Fill out a short application on the discord server here. |
| How many players are on the server? | It’s a small group of players. |
| How far has the server progressed? | Not too far, still early on in the game. |